Girls

pweiproduct: psh romance doesn't make marriage work
eurotrash79: oral sex does

So i just checked into my hotel in NYC. cozy. Sitting in the SLC airport i got a call from Jules saying that dave was in a wreck on his board today at Park City and broke both his legs. don't have a complete story yet, but he called during my cabride to tell me he's alive. I'm really happy he wasn't hurt irrepairably.

Crystal and Brooke are prolly living it up in Vegas. Should be fun. wish i was with em.

we'll see what the big apple has in store for me.

So Lissa got Crystal and I invites to the exclusive Ichiban halloween party. Ichiban is a sushi restaurant in SLC, and every year they do an all you can eat, all you can drink, invite only costume party. I expected about what you did when you read that: utopia.

I went as a motoGP racer, Crystal went as my umbrella girl. Bonnie and Pat went as Dorothy and the tin man, Lissa and mitch went as Katsup and Mustard bottles.

We got there and it was way crowded. We ate and got a drink, then a shot. the food was amazing, and the crowd was a lot of fun. I ran into Jerry and Brett from Club 6 at the bar. They ran out of hard alcohol pretty quick, and the beer disappeared shortly after that. They broke into the Kirin and Sapporo from the bar stock and went thru that pretty quickly as well.

Crystal got really, really, really drunk... so we went for air. We came in and danced with Bonnie, Lissa and everyone. The dance floor was covered in alcohol, so everyone fell down a lot.

Crystal decided she REALLY needed some air, so we went outside and hung out behind ichiban waiting for her to lose her dinner. I went inside to get Bonnie's keys when i found out that Pat fell on the dancefloor and was now covered in blood. I ran to the car with Bonnie yelling "the tin man's been hurt! the tin man's hurt!!!". Watching Dorothy do that is some funny ass shit, let me tell you.

I got the car, got the tinman in the car (turns out it was only a scratch on his ear, nothing to get excited about), got bonnie in the car, put crystal in the car and we were just about ready for home (ahem, 10:30pm) when crystal decided she needed air. the rear window was still rolling down when she started puking out of it. Mad respect points, tho, she totally missed the car's interior.

We got home and got crystal a trashcan, which she used for about the next 2 hours... on the couch, in the bathroom, and in the bedroom.

We woke up this morning to a slamming door around 8am. Turns out pat was so drunk he pissed bonnie's bed. She was less than thrilled. Bonnie, Crystal and i made breakfast as they both tried to piece together their evenings and cure their hangovers.

I'm not really sure if i'm happy i stayed sorta sober, or if i would have rather been as bombed as everyone else. On the plus side, it would have sucked to take a cab home with all those drunk nuts bleeding and vomiting

so i got off of work and came home last nite. chilled on the couch with crystal, had some herb and a fat tire (thx brad). pretty chill evening till Dave T called me to say the site was broken. what part? oh the whole fscking thing.

Seems the good people at dotster forgot to mention to me that they'd be upgrading our godamn mysql/php-mysql and that all our db's would be down.

it was fixed by like 8am but it scared the bejesus out of me. god i wish i could host @ Opal. ggrrrrr.

keep in mind that the quote of the nite is from the chang, and trevor works there, as does crystal. and they've both worked there longer than i have.

quote of the nite:
trevor: how the ladies treatin you?
mikey: only one lady in my life right now bro.
trevor: oh yeah? who's that?
mikey: crystal.
trevor: crystal who?
mikey: crystal.
trevor: hahahahahha yeah right

when pete backed me up he started believing me. wasn't that he was shocked, he just hadn't picked up on it so he figured i was being my usual smartass self. i fucking love chang's. gossip central.

ok so i haven't updated this thing in quite a while. the serendipity software updater broke, and as such i haven't even had a working blog. here's the updates i can remember.

-got my first speeding ticket. 91 in a 65. cop wrote it up for that. eric n dawn live near him.
-promotion at pf chang's. i'm now expo/take-out/trainer
-somebody stole around 300 bux from my bedroom
-i have a girlfriend (gasp). her name is Crystal. she's rad.
-blew up my 120 gig ibm deathstar disk with all my music, files, etc on it
-grandma zone is in the hospital for an infection
-brad says he's moving out the 1st of November
-i've had many visitors (joe, mary, katy with joe again, my dad, kevan and evan)

now that i've got the new linux box running and this blog operational again, i'm gonna try to be better about writing in it... cuz reading some of these posts just in the year it's been going, i've already seen a lot of memories i'd like to look back on in 10 years.